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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about getting AIDS You can only catch it once."

"My successful pancake business was recently shut down Someone tipped off the police that I was selling them hot"

"My grandfather's broken watch is just as relevant today as it was in the 50s It's a timeless piece, really."

"Going to keep letting animals bite me until I get super powers."

"I told my wife I didn't want to watch Kevin Heart's Seriously Funny because he is a sellout ""Not compared to Kevin Durant!"" She laughed. True story."

"Race Horse Joke/tongue twister One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too."

"In my opinion it's the aborted fetus' fault for not carrying a gun for protection"

"How do you top a train? Tep on the break tupid! :D:D:D"

"Sometimes when my dogs piss me off I put their leashes on them, then I sit on the toilet for 20 mins and make them watch."

"I know I know So what do you call a black woman who has had 9 abortions? A Crime Fighter!!!"