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Joke of the Day

"There's no gangsta way to say ""Oopsie Daisy."" I know that now."

"Two robots discuss beauty They both come to the conclusion that magnets are really attractive"

"*boyfriend calls girlfriend* Bf: ""Hey Babe, I love you!"" Gf: ""we're breaking up"" Bf: ""no we're not, I can hear you just fine."""

"My wife is scrolling through Netflix to see what shows I watched between now and when she asked me to vacuum. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit."

"You're like cheese I laugh when I cut you! Edit: First post on Reddit? Why not start with a cheesy joke?"

"How did the bird get his bluetooth to work? He had to parrot."

"Do you know who are the fastest readers in the world? 9-11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds."

"What is the difference between a hooker and an onion? I don't cry when I chop the hooker up."

"Daycare sent me a pic of my 4yr old daughter holding hands with a boy.. with interlocked fingers.. INTERLOCKED FINGERS? send bail money!"

"How did Reddit not fell down yet? I mean, it is only hanging by threads..."