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Joke of the Day

"""Why are all the good ones either married, gay or the Son of God?"" - Mary Magdalene."

"MUST HAVE BEFORE WATCHING THE CONJURING : - Bible - iBible iPhone app - Holy Water - Priest - Jesus - 5 Jesus necklaces - Holy Spirt"

"Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek? 'cause nobody would be looking for them."

"Kids these days sure do love taking pictures of mirrors."

"How do you find an ants forefathers? Check it's ants-history."

"I got pulled over by a female cop.. When i asked what's wrong, she said ""NOTHING!!"""

"How do you start a rave in Uganda ? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling"

"What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ? Both can climb trees, except the piano"

"Have you seen the new iPhone card trick? It's the one where all the jacks dissappear"

"TIL grizzly bears are not harmed by microwave radiation. In fact, they are one among several species of non-polar bear!"