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Joke of the Day
"What does Elvis say when he gets an infection that standard antibiotics can't treat? MRSA!"
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"I have a horse named mayo... Mayo neighs."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool."
"Did you hear about the woman who got caught with pot in her fake breasts? It was a huge drug bust"
"When my wife is out of town my sleeping position changes from 'balancing on edge of bed' to 'snow angel'"
"How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies? 10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms"
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist!"
"this guy was telling my friend from puerto rico trump was gonna deport him and send him back to mexico I never laughed my ass off so hard."
"Summing up my life in 5 words: 'I fail at maths'"
"Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet? Because the P is silent."