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Joke of the Day

"I entered ten puns in a contest ... to see which would win. No pun in ten did. ps: not my own, came across randomly."

"What does the word 'gay' mean? asked a son to his father. ""It means 'happy,'"" replied the father. ""Oh,"" contested the son, ""so are you gay, then?"" ""No, son, I have a wife."""

"George Michael is recording a song to help promote the end of sectarian violence in the Middle East. It's called ""I Want Your Sects."""

"Going to take my girlfriend out on a date to a Jewish restaurant. Hopefully it'll bring us kosher."

"When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why? She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation."

"I've stopped trying to explain twitter to my friends and now just say,""I collect tiny imaginary people in my phone using jokes as bait."""

"Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then."

"I like my women like I like my trail mix... With nuts."

"How do you kill a one legged fox? Make him run across Canada"

"Are you a mixologist? I could tell by your poor style."