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Joke of the Day
"Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then."
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"A small agency has opened in the UK to sell potential extremists to ISIS. Not surprisingly, business is booming."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered 6 offender"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking. Jk. Rowling"
"Using a pencil to vote in the 2015 General Election... As safe an option as letting Jimmy Saville volunteer in a Kids Hospital."
"My girlfriend hates when I say ""I've got a surprise for you... in my pants."", then I unzip my pants and a squirrel jumps out and bites her."
"If Mr. Bigger has a baby, which one is bigger? The baby is, he's just a little Bigger."
"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ? One is a super hero and the other is a simple command."
"My local psychic closed down... ..due to unforeseen circumstances"
"I tried mugging an old aged pensioner yesterday. I said, ""Give me all your money now, bitch, or you're geography."" ""Don't you mean history?"" she replied. I said, ""Don't try to change the subject."""