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Joke of the Day

"I got 99 problems and a bitch is one -JayZ"

"What was the first thing Abraham Lincoln told his friends when they asked him how he got an STD? Four whore and seven beers ago...."

"My sister-in-law has step-children and that's awful, why won't she use regular stairs like everyone else"

"Does anyone know what happened to Operation Baby? Last i heard, they had to abort."

"My husband told me I was beautiful for the first time tonight Sure, he was drunk and using a Scooby Doo voice but I'll take it"

"Baseball Joke What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third? Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!"

"Sex is like the Dudley Do Right Show. And her orgasm is like that poor women trapped on the train tracks while you franticly try and get her off before the train comes on her face."

"Why are the twin towers and genders so similar? Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now."

"White people are only thinking about one of 5 things at any given moment: 1. skiing 2. sadness 3. edamame 4. revenge 5. Greek yogurt."

"I miss having Lance Armstrong at the Olympics He was dope."