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Joke of the Day
"Are you a mixologist? I could tell by your poor style."
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"What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night? A last name"
"Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish."
"Women love a man that can cook, tell a lady you're interested in that youll cook anything their heart desires. And pray they say ""spaghetti"""
"Whoever said ""Just showing up is half the battle"" (a) didn't understand battles and (b) probably died quickly after showing up."
"A man buys shares from the stock market. But he never shared any of it."
"I had planned to post a tennis joke But after asking around I figured you guys wouldn't luv it."
"You know, they said it would take a few years for my medical practice to get off the ground... But I just don't have the patients."
"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem."
"You know what they say about cliffhangers..."