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Joke of the Day

"George Michael is recording a song to help promote the end of sectarian violence in the Middle East. It's called ""I Want Your Sects."""

"What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse."

"My best guy friend and I vowed if we're still single at 45, we def won't marry each other because who wants to marry someone no one likes?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bosnia ! Bosnia who ? Bosnia bell here earlier !"

"What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian? Yellow Snow."

"Tonight's bedtime story was about three pigs struggling with repeat home invasions. Thanks for the new fear."

"The planet would be a better place if people would just be who they truly are. Human civilization would collapse within a week..."

"They are serving ""Trump Soup"" at the inauguration banquet Stewed Orange and Chickpea"

"What's the difference between a whore and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking after it's slapped"

"*posts picture of the saddest meal of all time, a big plate of dry meat and weirdly burnt vegetables* it's so sad that some guys can't cook."