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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a lonely terrorist? ISIL-ated"

"Like most major sports injuries, almost all Rock, Paper, Scissors injuries occur because of insufficient stretching before the match."

"Why was Einstein unable to build a wall? He only had Ein Stein"

"[At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* This is my body *raises wine* & my blood *pulls out 8 of Clubs* & this is your card *Apostles go nuts*"

"So my dad posted a picture on Facebook with captioned ""Condom challenge fail"" It was a photo of me."

"My kids are in Karate class and I'm just sitting here thinking that I could kick the shit out of half these 6 year olds."

"How can you tell a girl has been masturbating on her period You catch her red handed"

"What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire? One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger and Michael Jackson decided to combine their efforts to create a Superhuman... they called it Michael Sch......was-a-negger. Sorry for the Racism :<"

"So i stole this joke from I Love Lucy, So a woman walks into a restaurant The woman says to the waiter, ""Two pork chops, and make them lean."" And the waiter says, ""Yes, ma'am. Which way?"""