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Joke of the Day
"Say ""Unreliable Airline"" three times fast. Delta Delta Delta"
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"My friend texts ""ur"" instead of ""you're"" but puts extra letters in ""so"" because she's ""soooo happy."" This is why everyone hates you, Julie."
"If I had to pick between being a hardcore Democrat and being a hardcore Republican I would definitely choose a noose."
"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the buildings across the street."
"Today is world piles day Get yourself checked. If you don't have piles, celebrate for being a ""perfect asshole"" If you do have piles, still celebrate, for being a ""pain in the ass"""
"Why does spider man so great with his stunts? Because he is Peter Parkour"
"Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin and Boris Johnson walk into a room...Oh God. This isn't even a joke anymore. Help"
"Find everything OK, sir? Everything except happiness! You won't find that at Wal-Mart! We laughed & laughed until my credit card declined"
"woman on death row Warden: ""What would you like for your last meal?"" Woman: ""I don't know, what do you want?"""
"WARNING: I WILL NOT STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND BUT I MIGHT STEAL YOUR CAT"