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Joke of the Day
"Why are French overweight homosexuals always tired? Because they are fatty gay"
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"I used to think paramedics were ghost doctors."
"Q: How can you tell when you've passed an elephant? A: Your eyes are watering and you can't get the seat to go down."
"Women call me The Gold Medal I always finish first."
"Judge: Guilty Me: Sayyoudidwhat. Judge: What did you say? Me: Judge? Did you just reverse my sentence? *Stage dives into cheering jury*"
"What do a pirate wench and an alcoholic have in common? They've both got a little Captain in them."
"What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler! ^^^... ^^^I ^^^know, ^^^I ^^^know, ^^^/r/dadjokes ^^^is ^^^thataway"
"If there's two things I hate, it's racist people and niggers."
"I love children, especially when they cry and someone takes them away."
"Texting messages on the cell phone at 12 midnight ... - How are you baby? - I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear? - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!"