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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when you're about to sacrifice a baby, and you notice one of the other satanists is wearing the same robes."

"I was on holiday in Belgium... Apparently it was obvious that I am German, because an elderly man came to me and said ""you lost something "". ""What?"" I asked surprised. ""The war"" he replied."

"7 Billion people, 14 billion Faces."

"What do you call a potato that's high? [A baked potato.](http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaica_images/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)"

"Hate it when I can't find my slippers so I have to stand upon the wings of my pet pterodactyl Benedict as he fetches me the morning paper"

"Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm? A: E-I-E-I-O."

"What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine? The hippocampus."

"I'm no computer expert, but spreadsheets are really where I Excel"

"Theres a new STD for birds.. It's called Chirpes. And the worst part? Its untweetable."

"What does Bill Gates call his manhood? Microsoft."