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Joke of the Day

"I'm no computer expert, but spreadsheets are really where I Excel"

"What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes? A tribal tattoo makes you laugh."

"""The greatest thing about twitter is that you can quote something & totally make up the source."" ~ Abraham Lincoln, 1862"

"A Blind Man Walked Into A Bar... and a table."

"I know it's gross, but the only time it's acceptable to shout 'I have diarrhoea' is when playing scrabble. Because it's worth a shit load of points. - Zach Galifianakis."

"What's the most eco friendly subreddit? /r/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage."

"How do you kill 100 flies? Smack an Ethiopian kid in the face."

"I can't believe this guy took time away from his busy schedule of commenting on YouTube videos to make my McDonald's order wrong."

"If I had a nickel for every time I had sex, I would ask my pimp for a raise."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll"