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Joke of the Day
"I'm no computer expert, but spreadsheets are really where I Excel"
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"Teacher: You're here to learn. Me: No bitch, I'm here because my mum wouldn't let me stay home."
"Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone? He couldn't find the droid he was looking for."
"Two dogs on a coffee break *Dogs on coffee break* Dog 1: Heard a great joke. Dog 2: Oh yeah? Dog 1: Knock kn- *Dog 2 goes fuckin' nuts*"
"how do you tell a joke without a punchline?"
"Danger is my middle name. First name: Avoid. Last name: At-All-Costs-Like-A-Total-Pussy"
"Two antennas met on a roof... After a while they fell in love and in a few years time the antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great!"
"How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them"
"I have an anorexic girlfriend. She's great, but I'm starting to see less and less of her."
"For sale: The entire Internet on 33,674,964,367 DVDs. Or without porn, on 54 DVDs."