142298

Joke of the Day

"What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine? The hippocampus."

"Alcohol is like photoshop for reality."

"How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!"

"If you asked everyone in the world whether they preferred bunnies or rats The results would be a little lop-sided."

"I taught my parents something today... ...I guess they learned from their mistake"

"What do you call a deaf chick in bed? Anything you want"

"*Sets cellphone ringtone to sound like office fire alarm *calls cell phone *waits"

"Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies? Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)"

"The Art of Camouflage by Ruff Buttsex."

"My girlfriend turned to me and said ""Dave, I think we've come to the end of the road."" ""Why?"" I said, shocked. ""We're in a lake."""