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Joke of the Day
"What does Bill Gates call his manhood? Microsoft."
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"Dear math, I dont wanna help you find your ""x"" she left you, move on"
"I lost my job at the calendar factory. My boss said it was unacceptable that I'd taken a few days off."
"What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal? German Shepherd pie."
"A wife gets naked... ...and asks her husband, 'What turns you on more! my pretty face or my sexy body?' Husband looks her up and down for a moment and replies, 'Your sense of humor.'"
"Did you hear about NASA finding bones on the moon? Yeah,the cow didn't make it."
"What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software? Getting McCafe on McAfee"
"WTF dude put your hands down I'm NOT robbing you I just enjoy wearing pantyhose on my face this is getting so old put $20 on pump 5 man"
"A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender asks, ""hey, why the long face?"""
"I once shot a deer in my pajamas... How it got in my pajamas, I will never know."