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Joke of the Day

"I like my ice cream like I like my women. Plain vanilla, and hopefully if it lies around long enough it will get wet so I don't have to do much with my mouth."

"I'd tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long."

"What did the incredibly racist country club owner reply to the Black guy who applied for membership? ""Come on right in! Every brother is welcome in my crib!"""

"A joke from my brother What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca? A Chewie"

"Hey dude that invented the unicycle... Where were you wanting to go ? then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle"

"I think my intelligence is beyond of an average human I just finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, and at the back of the box it says 2-4 years"

"Always bring a rogue with you when you go to Thailand They're good at detecting traps"

"What's the difference between a feminist and a chicken? The chicken likes the cock."

"Idioms are for the birds"

"when you walk down on a up escalator, is that time travel? really makes you think"