4995
Joke of the Day
"What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved? Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple...."
Next Joke
"I took the Quiz quiz and found out I am ""Which Game of Thrones character are you?"""
"What kind of bar do fish go to? A sand bar."
"""Let's get readyyyyy to punch a little but mostly hug!"" -honest boxing announcer"
"lobster christian grey: 'my tastes are very.....singular' *opens closet door revealing hundreds of rubber bands*"
"What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend? Having to drop the bomb twice before she gets it."
"Why is there such a big contrast between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt? Because they're different cultures."
"I really think Hillary Clinton will be the first f president Oops. I meant female but the emale got deleted"
"Why didn't galactus consume the milky way? He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry."
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man who is dangerously allergic to fish a fish and he'll eat for a lifetime."