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Joke of the Day

"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in a mud puddle."

"I don't hate you, I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence."

"So.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra..."

"What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one? The type of gas used."

"I'm hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm, if you can't come, let me know."

"It's all shits and giggles... Until someone giggles and shits."

"Why did the guitarist get arrested? He got caught fingering A minor."

"What do you call the useless skin on the end of a penis? A man. Courtesy of my grandmother."

"Doctor doctor I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well you do look a site"

"Parents, forget about teaching your kids about the birds and the bees. Teach your kids the difference between their, they're and there."