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Joke of the Day

"Scary shit happens in horror movies at 3am. So when hubby woke up screaming with a leg cramp at 3am, I threw the bible at him."

"What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite."

"Whether you love him or hate him... ...Trump got more fat women walking in one day than Michelle Obama did in eight years."

"How do you make a dog meow? Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow."

"A Man walks into a Zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."

"What do rednecks do on halloween? Pumpkin"

"""Yeah can I have a triple bacon cheeseburger..."" *sees Grim Reaper in passenger seat* *sigh* ""and can you put lettuce and tomato on that?"""

"Divorces should just be reverse weddings where you get pushed out of a church while your friends steal appliances from your home."

"What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your TV floating in the air? You shout, ""Drop it, Nigga!"""

"The Lizard Child : Funny Youtube Videos"