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Joke of the Day

"I had a cold so I stopped by the drug store. I asked for some vitamin C. The Spanish pharmacist said ""Si'"" I said ""Yes, C"" And that is how the fight got started."

"This lady cashier asked me if I wanted it ""double bagged""...I said ""No, you're not THAT ugly..."" And that's why I'm not allowed in Target."

"Q. What's the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones."

"How come blind people never tell bad jokes? Because they can't ""see themselves out"" :D ..I'll.. I'll see myself out."

"I went to my friend's new flat on the weekend for a party. He should have gotten something more 3 dimensional."

"What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press? File compression"

"When Montell Jordan introduces you to his friends, but your name sounds like a title to one of his songs... ""This is Howie Dewitt!"""

"Ellen Page has recently revealed that she is gay. I guess they don't call her Kitty Pryde for nothing,"

"What do hackers do when they go on vacation? They go phishing"

"I'm white and my wife is black. I'm trying to convince her we should adopt a Chinese baby so we can tell people that's how they are made"