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Joke of the Day
"What do hackers do when they go on vacation? They go phishing"
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"My dog's name is Karma... ....because Karma is a Bitch!"
"I saw a murder today It was awesome. There must've been 50 crows in it."
"A drunk stumbles out of the bar, sees a nun on the sidewalk and pops her one right in the nose... while she's on the ground crying, he says,""Not so tough now, are you, Batman?"""
"Just heard someone screaming outside and my instinct was to turn up the TV. Whatever the opposite of a superhero is, I'm that."
"In 1975 Bill Gates was out on a date... ...and he asked his female companion what he should name his new company. She replied that he should name it after his penis."
"Wife: You put the wrong date on this. Me: Oh, yeah. The year change always messes me up. Wife: You wrote 1992."
"What do you call Charlie Sheen having sex with his brother? Emilio Incestevez"
"Son: Dad, I need some money! Dad: You should get a job at the StarBrites factory. Son: Why? Do they pay well? Dad: You kidding? ***You'll make a mint!***"
"Life is like a basketball... It has its ups and downs and is controlled by people that are taller and make more money than you."