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Joke of the Day

"What do hackers do when they go on vacation? They go phishing"

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"I started writting an autobiography but I gave up... Story of my life."
"A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented on this the barber explained ""Yes sir no one's been in for a shampoo yet."""
"What bird can lift the most? A crane"
"US Loretta Lynch confirms that all 7 FIFA officials dramatically threw themselves onto the ground faking injury when arrested earlier today."
"A man walks into a bar The man is Donald Trump. He orders a drink and leaves a few minutes later. The joke is that you thought this one wasn't going to be political"
"Wanna hear a joke? Fine Bros."
"If she farts in front of your parents repeatedly just for the reaction then she's a keeper."