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Joke of the Day
"Q. What's the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones."
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"Racist joke. As a white guy, it really bothers me that only black people can say ""nigger""... ...That's OUR word. lol thank you. All credit goes to me. I'm awesome."
"Why did the moron throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Richard Clock, the man accused of viciously knife-raping his wife."
"Why can't you fool an abortion? It wasn't born yesterday."
"Grandpa: ""My joints are stiff."" Me: ""Don't roll them so tight."""
"What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ? 20 minutes, thermostat 8."
"How do you know a black man has been on your computer. It's not there."
"I lost my thesaurus when I was little... I couldn't find the words to describe how I felt."
"What's the worthless piece of skin hanging off the end of a penis? A man."