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Joke of the Day

"I went to my friend's new flat on the weekend for a party. He should have gotten something more 3 dimensional."

"My drive was long today; I hit every red light. The traffic signals were a pain as well."

"I left a godless morning fart in each of the kids' lunchboxes so they'll know I was thinking about them."

"How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nein."

"Why does a chicken coup only have two doors? Because if they had four doors they'd be called chicken sedans."

"How many redditors does it take to repost a joke? About four."

"I'm not that into rape culture It feels too forced."

"Girl I like keeps putting me in the ""dad zone"" Good thing this weekend is Father's Day."

"I've seen in war movies where women have to smother their crying babies to get them to be quiet so how come never on an airplane?"

"My Grandad had a pet shop. Which was a stupid thing to have as a pet."