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Joke of the Day

"This lady cashier asked me if I wanted it ""double bagged""...I said ""No, you're not THAT ugly..."" And that's why I'm not allowed in Target."

"Bestiality is disgusting and wrong. Having said that, I did once come on a mouse."

"I tried changing my Facebook profile to the tricolour French flag.... but I preferred the traditional All White French Flag"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idea"

"Why was the scarecrow promoted? He was outstanding in his field."

"Kids today will never know the horror that would come from seeing a payphone start ringing suddenly in the middle of the night."

"Why are there never any good side effects. Just once, I'd like to read a medication bottle that says ""May Cause Multiple Orgasms"""

"In Britain you can make a bet on anything, and some canny punters bet on the result of the Brexit vote being `Leave'. Unfortunately, they had to accept their winnings in pounds."

"What's the difference between black people and cancer? Cancer got Jobs."

"And then the penguin says to the bartender, this *is* my most casual outfit!"