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Joke of the Day

"What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix? No whey."

"What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends? I can control my salt intake at In-n-out."

"A guy goes to the doctor to get his prostate exam during the exam the guy turns and says to the doctor ""will you stick another finger up my ass? I need a second opinion"""

"A grasshopper goes into a bar... and the bartender says, ""Hey! We have a drink named after you."" The grasshopper says, ""You have a drink named Phil?"""

"Cecil the lion's brother was just poached in Zimbabwe That family is like the Stark family of the animal kingdom"

"It's amazing how eating such a small amount of dog food can cause such a large amount of concern from the people at the pet store."

"CNN needs to reevaluate the use of Breaking News. Perhaps ""Latest Speculative News"" or ""We Really Don't Know Shit"" would work. CNN call me."

"What's the definition of a will? Come on guys it's a dead giveaway"

"Oscar Pistorious wanted to buy a new bathroom door His girlfriend was dead against is"

"Want to hear a joke? . . . The WNBA! Want to hear another? Women's Rights"