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Joke of the Day

"A grasshopper goes into a bar... and the bartender says, ""Hey! We have a drink named after you."" The grasshopper says, ""You have a drink named Phil?"""

"A guy walks into a drs office with a carrot in his ear.. ..and a piece of broccoli up his nose. The Dr told him he isn't eating right."

"A World War II joke What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial? ""I was just following odors."""

"Two baby seals walk into a club"

"I'm volunteering at the tempura house tonight. It's a shelter for lightly battered women."

"What's the worst part about working with a gamer? They're always trying to 1-Up you."

"I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first."

"[NSFW] Look on the bright side My hooker died during sex... Next hour is for free"

"Controversy in Europe Did you hear about the latest controversy in Europe? If Russia attacks Turkey from the behind will Greece help out?"

"I say no to gay marriage. It'll end up leading to gay divorce, and that'll be bitchy."