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Joke of the Day

"Oscar Pistorious wanted to buy a new bathroom door His girlfriend was dead against is"

"THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes."

"Q: What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? A: Any dog. A building can't jump."

"I like to yard work listening to Judas Priest... ......singing at the top of my lungs: RAKING THE LAWN RAKING THE LAWN!"

"shops have changed so much. In my day you could go in with a pound and get a bag of crisp and a magazazine now days they have cameras"

"What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? One's an overblown Nazi gasbag and the other's a dirigible."

"Two men came to the door asking if I'd found Jesus. I had no idea he was missing and I suddenly got nervous thinking I might be a suspect."

"What's a hippy mothers least favorite sport? Formula one!"

"I asked my North Korean friend how things were over there. He said he couldn't complain."

"A Reddit moderator walks into a bar [removed]"