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Joke of the Day

"""Doctor, how bad is it?"" ""I mean, you're just not a great singer. I don't know why you needed a doctor to confirm for you, but there it is."""

"I'd like to propose a toast... To burning bread. Will you marry me?"

"I wouldn't say it's easy living with erectile dysfunction. But it's not hard."

"Guys that try and pick up girls on Facebook are pathetic.. Girls, if you agree message me your number so we can talk about it."

"A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a library.... The librarian stops them. ""What, do you think this is a BAR?"""

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy... ... but some times I just let her sleep."

"How do you make a dwarf taller? Ge-gnome therapy"

"I got arrested for running out of gas on the highway. I told the cop I was on E."

"""It's a banana in my pocket"" ""May I remind the defendant that he's under oath?"" *averts eyes* ""I'm glad to see you"""

"Two gay deer walk out of a bar... One turns to the other and says ""damn dude, I cant beleive you blew twenty bucks in there"""