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Joke of the Day

"""Doctor, how bad is it?"" ""I mean, you're just not a great singer. I don't know why you needed a doctor to confirm for you, but there it is."""

"What do you call all Republicans that aren't racist, sexist or homophobic? Nancy from New York."

"Why are barns so noisy? All the cows have horns"

"Why did Adele cross the road?? To say hello from the other side."

"I hate w.hen my period comes early"

"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Dave"" ""Dave who?"" Dave had to hold back tears as he realised his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse"

"When German politics go right, they go far right. Right through Poland"

"Good cop: we found her body in the river Cop who doesn't want people knowing he can't swim: I was sick that day otherwise I'd have found it"

"Snake walks into a bar. Game over"

"I just saved $30 on Taco Bell by telling a friend I don't have my wallet"