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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends? I can control my salt intake at In-n-out."

"Why would Bill Cosby make a great lawyer? The proof is in the pudding"

"I'd like a little pussy... This guy says to a girl he'd been chatting up ""I'd like a little pussy!"" She replied, ""me too...mine's as big as a house!"""

"A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks, ""May I help you with your luggage?"" The photon responds, ""No thank you. I'm traveling light."""

"What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves? Raisin Bran"

"They cooled a man to absolute zero He is 0K."

"Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland? Because they don't like the smell of Derry air."

"A man in North Korea got given 40 years in a labour camp for calling Kim Jong Un an idiot... 5 for slander, and 35 for revealing state secrets-"

"Hollywood led me to believe I would have to do way more heat/AC duct crawling than I've had to do."

"Advent calendars Their days are numbered..."