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Joke of the Day

"It's amazing how eating such a small amount of dog food can cause such a large amount of concern from the people at the pet store."

"2 gay guys and 2 lesbians are Going to the beach. Who gets there first? The gay guys because they packed their shit the night before."

"Music is a good place to hide."

"What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape? Let it Gogh!"

"What's the difference between black people and cancer? Cancer can get Jobs."

"Chantelle has 756 friends on Facebook. She adds 122, what does she have? Huge tits."

"If you're wearing sunglasses & it's not at all sunny out, you can't get offended when I grab your arm to guide you safely across the street."

"What was the radioactive senior citizen's super power? Gramma Rays"

"Yeah, I'm allergic to wheat, but I really like it so I eat it anyway. I'm a real gluten for punishment."

"My name is Bjorn and I used to live in California I was Bjorn in the U.S.A. I was Bjorn in the U.S.A. I was Bjorn in the U.S.A."