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Joke of the Day

"A mexican, African American and Muslim walk into a bar.... They see that Donald Trump and a group of his supporters are there, so they get they quickly get the fuck out there."

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"Review about the movie ""Ip Man"" (1/5) Disappointing. Totally not about networking or computer. Just some random Chinese guy hitting people."
"Here at the Klingon Hairdressing Institute It is a good day to dye."
"What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!"
"What paint is most popular in modern buildings? Microsoft Paint"
"Whats an Italians favourite part of football? Half time, they get to switch sides again"
"What does a blood learn in kindergarten? His abb's"
"I like my coffee how I like my slaves... FREE"
"Do you know Forest Gump's Facebook password? 1Forest1"