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Joke of the Day

"What did the lonely clock say to the other? I hope you have the time tic come toc to me"

"R.I.P Satoru Iwata He's pushing Peaches and Daisies now."

"What do you call a Unicorn with his horn cut off? a Eunuch-horn! :D"

"Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas? He got clucky."

"I don't know what the thickness limit on the office laminator is, but I'm sure as fuck not stopping until I have a waterproof cat."

"Tape a terrible drawing of a refrigerator onto your child."

"How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. And they get 3 credits for it."

"What are two reasons it's so hard to solve a redneck murder? 1. The DNA all matches. 2. There are no dental records."

"How do girls remember every word of an argument? I don't remember what I had for dinner and I'm eating it now"

"Whoever said ""The best things in life are free"" obviously knew a very unsuccessful coke dealer."