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Joke of the Day

"This summer, while visiting Europe, I had a blast in Florence. She seemed to enjoy herself too."

"Elephants being eliminated from Ringling Brothers performances. Did you hear the elephants are being eliminated from Ringling Brothers performances. They were told to pack their trunks."

"If you were born in September... Then, you can be sure that your parents started the New Year, with a bang."

"If the State of the Union is really ""the best it's ever been"" Why do we ""need"" dozens of new government programs to fix it!"

"What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom? Chickpea"

"I'm well versed in Mexico's version of Judo. Judo know if I got a knife... Judo know if I got a gun..."

"When a man falls asleep next to me, I like to sniff his arm pit. Then he usually gets mad, I have to ride a different bus, it's a big mess."

"Girl, are you my brake pads and rotors? Because I'd like to grind on you until you groan loudly and I have to replace you."

"What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck? One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie."

"Which religion breeds terrorism the most? Not Islam"