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Joke of the Day
"What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom? Chickpea"
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"""Have you tried turning her off and then on again?"" -- Sexual Tech Support"
"New business name slogans Tawnya's Cleaning Service: I'm not willing to clean my own home, but I'll clean the shit outta yours! What do you think?"
"Why do virgins never stand still? They are used to being chaste."
"Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary!"
"What's the difference between pizza and a black guy? The pizza can feed a family"
"If you can think of a better fish pun Let minnow"
"Three virgins go into a bar; a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Hours later out come a blonde, a brunette, and a virgin. ....Ginger Snap!"
"Would I miss my leg or my arm more? (me, lying in bed, deciding which to put outside the blanket for the monster under the bed to rip off)"
"If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before."