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Joke of the Day

"Elephants being eliminated from Ringling Brothers performances. Did you hear the elephants are being eliminated from Ringling Brothers performances. They were told to pack their trunks."

"It's leaked that Caitlyn Jenner is winning the ""woman of the year"" award. Oh so now they're implying that men are better at being women than women are."

"I totally understand how batteries feel... because I'm rarely ever included in things either."

"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?"

"Do you know how you can tell your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"I walk with a limp so people think I have a gun in my boot. And because I sprained my ankle running away from a moth."

"When I get a call from an unknown number I answer by whispering: ""It's done, but there's blood everywhere!"""

"I started running back and forth repeatedly... ...and now my head hertz."

"Gillette researchers are really the best They got some cutting edge technology"

"Batman- See, kids? Even one extremely wealthy white male can make a difference."