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Joke of the Day

"If the State of the Union is really ""the best it's ever been"" Why do we ""need"" dozens of new government programs to fix it!"

"What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group? D12"

"We do apathetic derision better than any nation on earth. Probably. Can't be arsed to find out...and all statisticians are cunts."

"What did one gay sperm say to the other? How are we supposed to find an egg in all this shit?"

"I was so angry when I found my wife's profile on a dating website. That lying bitch isn't ""fun to be around""."

"King splits his kingdom to his three sons... Hell yeah, said the fourth..."

"What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan? a Rama-dana-ding-dong"

"Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread? The middle yeast"

"What goes: 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it? A blind guy with a rubix cube"

"How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow? He looks for fresh prints."