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Joke of the Day

"I love the smell of a camp fire. It reminds me of the night we kille....nnn.....I just love smell of campfires."

"Chicken pot pie Three of my favorite things."

"Why don't Asians get constipated? Because of their frequent bow movements."

"how to hot dogs: 1) ""read"" hot dogs instructions 2) place 5 to 60 hot dogs in warm microwave or sink 3) add 1 piece of ketchup 4( drink"

"What would twitch.tv's mafia be called? El Kappa"

"A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. So would mine, probably, if I was having sex with something made out of bacon."

"What starts with F and ends in UCK? Fire truck."

"I nevur make the same mistake twice. NEVUR."

"What do ghosts give birth to? Boo-bies."

"Hitler was born on April 20th... cuz he was destined to blaze the jews."