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Joke of the Day

"how to hot dogs: 1) ""read"" hot dogs instructions 2) place 5 to 60 hot dogs in warm microwave or sink 3) add 1 piece of ketchup 4( drink"

"I would like to be Santa Claus He knows where all the naughty girls live."

"Breastfeeding in public. This hating of people that breastfeed in public should really stop. I can raise my cat any way I want to."

"Observational humor isn't funny See?"

"The thing that frightens me the most about being brutally murdered is having Nancy Grace screeching about the details of it on primetime tv."

"Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at while you're talking to them. - Thanks Peter Griffin"

"A lesbian friend of mine corrected a misconception that I had.... I had told her that I assumed the majority of lesbians engaged in Fisting. Turns out, it's only a handful..."

"MORON joke Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal? He found steel wool pads in her bathroom."

"My German plumber accidentally hooked up a gas pipe to my shower Old habits die hard"

"It takes a big man to cry but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."