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Joke of the Day

"how to hot dogs: 1) ""read"" hot dogs instructions 2) place 5 to 60 hot dogs in warm microwave or sink 3) add 1 piece of ketchup 4( drink"

"What do you call a sort-of cool vegetable? A Radish"

"A bird flew in my bathroom window when I was peeing.. We stared at each other's peckers."

"What is grey and comes in quarts? an elephant."

"What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage? Audi"

"They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result. This is my 56th time posting this joke."

"A PS4 and an Xbox One got ran over Off in the distance, we hear the ambulance... WiiUWiiUWiiU"

"What do you call a really handsome potato? A spud."

"What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos."

"She told me my analogies didn't make any sense. It seriously made me feel like a biscuit in an elevator."