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Joke of the Day
"What do ghosts give birth to? Boo-bies."
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"What's a baby's favorite type of tea? Tit-tea"
"Your water broke? Do I look like an idiot? You can't ""break"" water...get back to work."
"My girl's father said ""YOU TOOK MY DAUGHTER'S VIRGINITY""! I replied, ""Sorry. Won't happen again!"""
"My girlfriend and I had a fight and she asked me for distance and time, But for the life of me, i cant figure out why she wants to calculate velocity"
"What do you take on a math camping trip? 2/10"
"Business Idea: 1. Buy a taco truck. 2. Park it in front of my house. 3. Sell tacos to myself."
"Im new to reddit S.O.S How did I asap Iraq.... I ran"
"Peanut Butter A man walks into a psychiatrist's office masturbating with a jar of peanut butter. He asks the doctor, ""Well, whaddya think?"". The doctor replied, ""I think you're fucking nuts."""
"What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism? A Christian bail."