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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Asians get constipated? Because of their frequent bow movements."

"Girls who say, ""a lot of guys are after me"", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers"

"I saw a black man walking down the street with a TV. ""That looks a lot like mine..."" I thought... Then I remembered mine was at home shining my shoes."

"What do politicians and diapers have in common? They both should be changed regularly, for the same reason! *ba dum tssh*"

"What do you call Japanese pussy? Yellowtail"

"The great thing about Reddit and internet forums is that they're ageless. As long as teenagers act mature and adults act immature. And if you don't agree you're stupid."

"I love Reddit You guys are great."

"What do you call a group of black people? Antique farm equipment."

"Did you hear about the Mexican word of the day? Chicken wings My wife plays the lottery so chicken wings some money!!!"

"You know why i hate MCU Thanos? He takes such a long time to cum that he has to use a special fucking glove!! ( get it cuz it's taking him a really long time to get to earth )"