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Joke of the Day
"I nevur make the same mistake twice. NEVUR."
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"I'm the king of letting my phone ring for a while before I pick it up so it seems like I'm busy"
"Do you know why the Easter Bunny hides his eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's been FUCKING CHICKENS!!!"
"does the voice recognition on your phone work i don't know im trying to submit a post on reddit please stop talking you're messing me up"
"What do you call it when frankenstein's monster's wife gets her period? Her monstrual cycle"
"People accuse me of babying my dog, which I think is ridiculous. It's not like I'm breast feeding her. She won't even take to my nipple."
"Can we get a ""no arms, no legs"" thread going here? I need some good ""no arms and no legs"" jokes to tell"
"The doctors were concerned... ..about my headaches, so they sent me for a brain scan. They found nothing. Still concerned, they gave me an IQ test. The results were negative."
"I love palindromes that use made up words Sdrow pu edam esu taht semordnilap evol I"
"I always get told off when introducing my wife... Apparently, the label 'ex-girlfriend' is highly inappropriate."