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Joke of the Day
"What starts with F and ends in UCK? Fire truck."
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"What is the creature that walks on four legs in the morning, three legs at noon and two in the evening? A cat in a minefield."
"I asked my wife if we could get a hot young nanny. Of course she got mad and said ""No!"". For one thing, we don't have any kids..."
"Sure I could kill you with kindness, but let's see what else is lying around first."
"Never get drunk before you write your grocery list. You'll end up adding things like ""vegetables"" and ""someone who will marry me."""
"When did intentionally misspelling words become a thing? Kewl? Gurl? You know what I dig? Literacy."
"What do engineers use for birth control? Their personalities"
"Oh no! The universe just imploded itself...... ...... No matter."
"What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern? How, are you?"
"nice try walmart, like im gonna spend $20 on a skeleton mask when i could easily just peel the flesh and muscle off my face for free"