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Joke of the Day

"Amsterdam is like a tour de France - it's full of people on bikes and drugs. -- Heard this last weekend while visiting Amsterdam"

"How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"Frisbee. I went to the park with my son and he brought his frisbee. We started throwing it around and after a while I started to wonder why frisbees get bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me..."

"Gay Necrophelia ""well I don't see anything wrong with gay necrophelia,"" said bob, in dead earnest."

"What's the definition of a Mistress? Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress."

"What's red, bloody and hangs of the back of a train? Miscarriage."

"How do you know if a girl is ticklish? Give her a testicle."

"What do you call a Dadaist fabric? Man Rayon"

"How To Lose 250 pounds of ugly fat in one day Get a divorce."

"Red Bull gives you wings... So what do you get when you drink Green Bull? Twigs!"