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Joke of the Day
"What does Batman do for Father's Day? Nothing"
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"""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Doorbell repairman."""
"Two moles are going down a tunnel. The one behind says: I think I smell molasses."
"Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets? For her lipstick :D (modified joke originally from Sickipedia)"
"If a vegan does crossfit which do they talk about first?"
"COP: ""Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"" ME: ""It was way easier than solving a murder?"""
"Want to hear a joke about testicles? Today's your lucky day, because I've got two!"
"Whenever your ex says, ""You'll never find someone like me."" You reply with ""That's the point."""
"I invited OJ Simpson to my Thanksgiving dinner. He's good at carving white meat."
"Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound? If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump?"