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Joke of the Day
"Whenever your ex says, ""You'll never find someone like me."" You reply with ""That's the point."""
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"*walks into Best Buy* *points to CDs* ""May I have 4 sound bagels please"""
"What's the difference between feminism and Islam? One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth."
"If the Army has chaplains, what does the Navy have? Ship monks."
"Next Battlefield map set in Nepal. It's made using groundbreaking technology."
"There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator Only a fraction of people will get this."
"What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
"What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!"
"I like my women like I like my Starbucks coffee. Left cold and empty with my name written across them."
"Sonny snake is asking his father snake: *Dad, are we venomous?!* ""No son, we're not venomous snakes, why do you ask?"" *Because I just bit my tongue!*"