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Joke of the Day

"If a vegan does crossfit which do they talk about first?"

"Why wasn't the droid hungry? Because BB8"

"What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common? They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack"

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I have dandruff and out of shape. My girlfriend broke up with me because I have dandruff and I'm out of shape. I guess I need some conditioning."

"A duck walks into a bar and says ""Get me some chapstick, and put it on my bill!"""

"What's worse than 9/11? 311 Credit goes to my friend Max."

"Thank you, student loan, for getting me through college. I don't think I can ever repay you ."

"I got pizza grease on my newspaper today And thought I'd developed x-ray vision."

"What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken."

"A dog is a man's best friend. Don't belive me? Put your wife in the trunk, put your dog in the trunk, wait a couple of hours. After open the trunk and looks who's happy to see you"