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Joke of the Day
"If a vegan does crossfit which do they talk about first?"
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"Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines. ..I'll show myself out."
"Just walked into my local court house, they were all sitting around in a circle with black candles and robes trying to summon a jury #funny"
"If your mom still washes your underwear, you're not allowed to have an opinion about anything."
"My girlfriend is like the square root of -1 Imaginary"
"A coworker asked me if I would please quit loudly singing along with my Oasis mix tape this morning. I said maybe..."
"""nooooooo!!!"" - 20 yr old me seeing how much weed 35 yr old me brushes onto the floor to get ready for company"
"Cool things always happen when I don't have a camera."
"That awkward moment you run into someone in public that you know, and there is nowhere to hide."
"How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. The mods do that for her."