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Joke of the Day

"Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound? If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump?"

"This Independence Day please remember that fireworks are not a toy, they are meant to be aimed at the nearest British ship."

"Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy? They said IT couldn't be done"

"What's the best part of finger banging a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free."

"A hole has been found in the outer wall of a nudist camp. Foul play suspected... Investigators are looking into it."

"In Russia, we get reddit banned! Cause you know.... the recent ban on reddit."

"What do you call 1000 aches? A *kilohurtz*."

"Why does the Trump campaign hire people in groups of three? One who can read, one who can write, and one to keep an eye on the other two ""elitist intellectuals."""

"Thankful that Five-Fingered Shoes company doesn't make pants."

"All dogs go to heaven... But all snakes are athe-hissssssssssts"