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Joke of the Day

"So, two elephants are in a bathtub, when one of them says, ""pass the soap"", and the other one says, ""No soap: Radio!"""

"The perfect kiss and the perfect high five are indistinguishable emotionally."

"Welcome to the Alzheimer's information support page... ...please enter your 17 digit password."

"LAZY EYE never date a girl with lazy eye. theyre always seeing someone on the side"

"Helen Keller walks into a bar Then a table, then a stool..."

"It's 11:48 PM. You can't sleep. Underneath your bed, there's a creepy rustle, as the clown tries to quietly unwrap and eat a granola bar."

"It's not a ""junk drawer,"" it's a free-spirited drawer without expectations or limits."

"Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus? So he'd use natural logs!"

"Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you a flat minor"

"Two Goldfish were in a tank. What did one fish ask the other? So how do you drive this thing?"