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Joke of the Day

"It's not a ""junk drawer,"" it's a free-spirited drawer without expectations or limits."

"What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common? Their middle name."

"If you're white, you should always get to go ahead first instead of the blacks. Is one of the first rules of chess."

"Yo mommas so old... She sees Dr. Grant."

"""At some point"" is my favorite time to meet up with people."

"You know you have no attention span when you require a mental break while typing 140 characters."

"Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal? Apple Jacks"

"Sometimes I just sit in the Target parking lot blasting ""Gangstas Paradise"" out of my Prius."

"I only sleep with my laptop so that if I ever get a boyfriend I'll be used to sharing the bed"

"Question: What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub? Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole."